TERQUE QUATERQUE TESTICULIS TACTIS...

"...PALLEGGIATOQUE AUGELLO DETRACTO PILO MAIORE USQUE AD SANGUEM
ADVOCATO SANCTO PATRONO
IACTURA FUGATA EST!"

Cosa succede quando un bel giorno, subito dopo pranzo, vi ritrovate nella casella e-mail qualcosa del genere:

From: jane.doe@acme.inc
Sent: Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:01 PM
To: John Does

Hi All: September is National Preparedness Month, which is a great time to ensure that you and your family are prepared for an emergency. Attached is some very helpful information from the Federal Emergency Management Agency on preparing for a disaster. Its better to be safe than sorry!
As you’re preparing, consider the following:

• How will you communicate with friends and family?
• Where will you go if you have to evacuate the area?
• Do you have the means to shelter-in-place at your home and workplace?
• What are the emergency plans for your office?
• What are the emergency plans for your children’s day cares/schools?
• Where you will meet your family and friends if all lines of communication are down?

Please let me know if you have any questions!

...e, in allegato alla stessa, un ammiccante e-volantino vi invita a riconsiderare medievali filastrocche:

QUANTA BELLA GIOVINEZZA,
CHE SI FUGGE TUTTAVIA,
CHI VUOL ESSER LIETO, SIA,
DEL DOMAN NON V’E CERTEZZA.

LORENZO IL MAGNIFICO.